classification: public | strategy

053.

strategy_master Feb 18, 2008 18:49

... Well.

There's work to do.

Yes.

...

Right.

Private to Maizuru // Unhackable.

... I can't help but notice that from a distance, you look very similar to our good friend Will Birkin.

classification: public, response: allelujah, subject: shura, subject: schuldig, response: kurama, subject: maizuru dear maizuru, classification: private message - gi/mpd, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, subject: birkin, subject: shu is watching you, classification: private message - other, response: maizuru, classification: ic, subject: shu is angsting, classification: private, subject: let's do this like silverberg, subject: shu's magical strategy time, subject: workplace, subject: you're going down wesker

052.

strategy_master Feb 18, 2008 00:42

Attention very small children.My name is Shu, and I am a mutant space alien. I'm going to eat you all ( Read more... )

response: konan, response: kurama, response: motoko, subject: age event, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, response: cosmas, response: damien, subject: alerts and notifications, response: tarei, response: roxas, response: lisa, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, response: kuronue, response: gippal, response: maizuru, classification: ic, response: genesis, subject: shu is a fucking liar, subject: pied piper of child molestation, response: elena, response: zelos, classification: public, response: paine, response: alphonse, response: sheena, response: shishiwakamaru, response: miwako, response: suzaku, response: lockon, response: zack, response: auron, response: max, response: rinoa, response: rikku, subject: let's do this like silverberg, response: watanuki, response: asellus

051.

strategy_master Feb 17, 2008 14:25

Ridiculous.

Could my employees please report to me if they have become... infants? I had best take a head count and see how many men I have down.

( List of Affected. )

subject: mod events, classification: public, response: roxas, response: rubedo, response: kurama, subject: age event, response: logan, classification: ic, response: elena, response: soujirou, response: asellus, response: shura

Welcome back to the land of the living non-wheezing, Elena. I trust the broth helped? It puts the hair on your back, doesn't it? Old family recipes often do, I'm told.

( Private to Lucrecia // Unhackable. )

classification: public, subject: shu is watching you, subject: schuldig, classification: private message - shinra, subject: shu is vexed, classification: ic, subject: elena, response: lucrecia, subject: shu is contemplative, subject: shu is angsting, classification: private, response: elena, subject: you're going down wesker

041.

strategy_master Jan 22, 2008 19:29

( Private to Tseng and the Turks // Unhackable. )

classification: public, response: marron, classification: private message - shinra, response: viral, response: sasuke, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, response: adam, classification: private message - other, subject: shu is lethal in large doses, response: sasori, subject: stop picking on my company, response: logan, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, subject: shinra, subject: sluice gate plan, subject: shu's magical strategy time, response: tseng, subject: let's do this like silverberg, response: shura, response: asellus, subject: you're going down wesker, response: yachiru

040.

strategy_master Jan 20, 2008 02:37

That... I'm glad it seems to be over. Under control. A considerable relief, although at least Elena and I were able to talk while we were both recovering. I still have quite the headache, I admit - and know more about some of you than I would prefer.

... What is this about Schuldig being missing? How long has he been gone?

( Important Message to Shinra Employees // Unhackable. )

classification: public, response: marron, response: valeria, classification: private message - shinra, subject: body and powerswitch, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, subject: purgatorium, response: adam, response: sasori, response: sylar, response: logan, response: maizuru, classification: ic, response: farfarello, subject: let's do this like silverberg, response: asellus, subject: you're going down wesker, response: yachiru

039. [Voice Post]

strategy_master Jan 13, 2008 21:46

[Heavy breathing; even for its distance, it's abnormally loud.]

... Asellus? Are you home?

I can't... seem to c-

[A heavy thud, followed by several lesser sounds; it seems as though he knocked over a table covered in other objects, probably a mug and some papers.]

Shut up, will you! Just for a second. I need. Need to.

...

[ ooc: Aaaand he ( Read more... )

subject: mod events, classification: public, classification: voice post, subject: schuldig, subject: shu is vexed, classification: ic, subject: body and powerswitch, subject: shu is traumatised

038.

strategy_master Jan 12, 2008 01:34

I finally understand why 'may you lead an interesting life' is considered a curse.

( Private to Gods // Unhackable. )

subject: shu loves being right, classification: public, subject: shu is watching you, classification: private message - other, response: gods, response: sasori, response: logan, classification: ic, response: wesker, subject: shinra, response: elena, response: soujirou, subject: shu's magical strategy time, subject: purgatorium

035.

strategy_master Jan 04, 2008 18:24

My head.

It appears I was also taken in by this sickness.

I've a lot of catching up to do.

[ ooc: Aaaand he's back! And horribly hung over. ]

response: mashiro, subject: mod events, classification: public, response: cissnei, response: sasori, response: nana, subject: shu is vexed, classification: ic, subject: personality switch, response: cosmas, subject: shu is traumatised

034. [ Voice Post ]

strategy_master Jan 03, 2008 13:41

Man, you know, I woke up with the worst headache this morning. I know I drank a metric ass-ton last night and all - can't even remember what was eating me - but shit.

Jus' so you guys know, cooking sherry tastes like ASS. I swear I was sucking it out of a pucker for how damn bad it was.

[Sound of papers being rifled through.]... Huh. Look at all ( Read more... )

subject: mod events, classification: public, classification: voice post, response: marron, response: miwako, response: viral, subject: personality switch, response: cosmas, response: brad, response: adam, response: cissnei, response: sylar, response: sialeeds, classification: ic, response: honey, response: elena, response: schuldig, response: rikku, response: asellus